i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards
(via han-rawr)
i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards
(via han-rawr)
This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever read.
Oh my god that was written so beautifully. I’m literally speechless
can we just keep my source that’s all i ask
oh my god
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spaghetti bolognese
mcdonalds
person with red hair (from orangutan!)
the middle of nowhere (very far away)
afternoon (see also: s'arvo, meaning, this afternoon)
christmas
"flip-flops" them things that go on your feet
biscuit
the much better version of "shrimp"
breakfast
to not do anything/skip school (see also: bludger, a person who routinely skives off)
really full
the Australian version of rednecks but with less guns
dumbarse, idiot
a mosquito
a chicken
useless loser
By far