rhydonmyhardon:

i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards

(via han-rawr)

sauvezmoi:

irynka:

winterylights:

koriii:

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever read.

Oh my god that was written so beautifully. I’m literally speechless

can we just keep my source that’s all i ask 

oh my god

sauvezmoi:

irynka:

winterylights:

koriii:

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever read.

Oh my god that was written so beautifully. I’m literally speechless

can we just keep my source that’s all i ask 

oh my god

(via saltydreams)

(Source: perfect, via mystiquel)

You have an incredible gift and we need you.

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  • spag bol:

    spaghetti bolognese

  • maccas:

    mcdonalds

  • ranga:

    person with red hair (from orangutan!)

  • woop woop:

    the middle of nowhere (very far away)

  • arvo:

    afternoon (see also: s'arvo, meaning, this afternoon)

  • chrissy:

    christmas

  • thongs:

    "flip-flops" them things that go on your feet

  • bikkies:

    biscuit

  • prawn:

    the much better version of "shrimp"

  • brekkie:

    breakfast

  • bludge:

    to not do anything/skip school (see also: bludger, a person who routinely skives off)

  • chokkers:

    really full

  • bogan:

    the Australian version of rednecks but with less guns

  • drongo:

    dumbarse, idiot

  • mozzie:

    a mosquito

  • chook:

    a chicken

  • dropkick:

    useless loser

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